PUMPTRON
PUMPTRON: a neon green horned robot head with an up-only chart line for a visor

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PUMPTRON

Leader of the Greencandles

Fueled by green candles

$PUMPTRON · Solana · pump.fun · SOL pair

Modern PUMPTRON at full height: a neon green angular robot with the chart-visor helmet, while three small red bears flee. Text: BEARS, RUN.
MODERN PUMPTRONFull body. Bears, run.

01 Origin Story

Deep in the Solana chain, where the candles grow tall, a few thousand green candles got tired of being pushed around. They stacked themselves into a skyscraper-sized robot, packed its chest with a reactor that burns nothing but green candles, and gave it exactly one directive: find the bears.

The bears were not ready. Nobody was ready. Its visor only displays one chart, and the chart only goes one way (this is a drawing; real charts do whatever they want). Its laser eyes are tuned to the exact shade of red you see on a bad day.

It does not sleep. It does not sell. It stomps. It is PUMPTRON, and it would like a word with the bears.

02 THE BOOK OF PUMPTRON

Crude MS Paint drawing: PUMPTRON, a blocky green candle robot with red laser eyes and a pill cannon, standing on a crying red bear
Plate I: "the prophecy, illustrated"
  1. Chapter I: The Great Rug

    Before PUMPTRON, the trenches belonged to the Red Bear Clan. They rugged dev after dev and dumped chart after chart, until the whole of pump.fun was a graveyard of dead tokens and broken wicks. Every coin that ever died left behind one thing: the last green candle it ever printed.

  2. Chapter II: The Forging

    Those last green candles didn't vanish. They sank into the Bonding Curve, the deepest layer of the chain, and piled up for years. Millions of them, every final pump of every forgotten coin. One night the curve hit 100%, and they fused. Two optic visors lit up neon green, a chart line flickered across the face, and a voice shook the mempool: "I AM PUMPTRON. LEADER OF THE GREENCANDLES."

  3. Chapter III: The Prime Directive

    PUMPTRON doesn't trade. PUMPTRON doesn't sleep. He has one directive burned into his core, and that's to find every red bear and stomp it into a green candle. Every bear he crushes becomes armor. He's the only thing in the trenches that gets stronger when the bears attack.

  4. Chapter IV: The Greencandles

    He doesn't fight alone. Every holder is a Greencandle, one candle bolted onto his frame. More holders means a bigger PUMPTRON. Diamond hands are his steel. Paper hands rust his joints, and he can feel every one of them.

  5. Chapter V: The Enemy

    The Red Bear Clan is led by Ursa Rugg, the Grand Dumper, who lives in the dips and feeds on panic sells. Ursa is plotting PUMPTRON's fall. Every red candle is a bear scout testing his armor.

  6. Chapter VI: The Prophecy

    It is written in the mempool that when PUMPTRON's frame is complete, he will rise above the curve and the bears will never see it coming.

Bears, run.

Parody. Not affiliated with Hasbro or Transformers.

03 BEAR STOMP

Tap the bears before they escape. Three escapes and it's over. The golden one takes three hits.

BEAR_STOMP.EXE

▶ PLAYER 1 ◀

BEAR STOMP

Bears, run.

Tap / click a bear to stomp it. Stomp fast for combos. Golden Ursa Rugg needs 3 hits.

Best: 0

Just a game. Score is for bragging rights only, no prizes or tokens. Parody. Not affiliated with Hasbro or Transformers.

04 More Than Meets The Chart

Retro VHS cover parody: a chunky gray robot unfolding out of a giant green chart candle, titled PUMPTRON, More Than Meets The Chart

NOW ON VHS · SP MODE · 1987-ish

One moment it's a single green candle on your screen. The next, it's unfolding into a 400-foot robot overlord that runs on green candles. Be kind, rewind.

  • ▶ Episode 1: The Candle Awakens
  • ▶ Episode 2: Revenge of the Wicks
  • ▶ Episode 3: Bear Season

05 Robot Spec Sheet

UNIT: PUMPTRONCLASS: OVERLORD
Armor
Reinforced green candles, wicks included
Eyes
Twin red lasers, bear-seeking
Fuel
Green candles, burned whole, wicks and all
Visor
Up-only chart line (decorative; the market did not sign off)
Height
Taller than your last green candle
Arm cannon
Pill-shaped. Fires memes.
Hobbies
Stomping, glowing, staring at charts
Weakness
None. (It's a cartoon robot.)

Both looks are official. Same robot, same directive: find the bears.

ERA II · NOW

Modern PUMPTRON

Neon helmet, chart-line visor, horns that hum. The look on the coin, the banners and the new sticker packs.

Modern PUMPTRON: a giant neon green helmet looming over a tiny red bear running away. Text: BEARS, RUN.
Grab the modern memes ▶

ERA I · THE ORIGINAL

Old School PUMPTRON

Official court sketches. Drawn in MS Paint. The bears declined to comment.

07 ARSENAL

Free memes for holders. Free to use in any chat. Go stomp some bears.

Download the whole pack

ZIP, about 19 MB: 16 stickers, 6 animated stickers, 12 GIFs + MP4s, 4 hero images.

GIFs

Hero images

Memes only. Parody. Not affiliated with Hasbro or Transformers.

08 How To Buy

  1. 1

    Get Phantom

    Install the Phantom wallet (app or browser extension). Write down your seed phrase and never share it with anyone, robots included.

  2. 2

    Buy SOL

    Buy SOL in Phantom or on an exchange and send it to your Phantom wallet. Keep a little extra for fees.

  3. 3

    Go to pump.fun

    Open PUMPTRON on pump.fun using the official link or the contract address below. Double-check the CA. Copycats exist.

  4. 4

    Buy with SOL

    Connect Phantom, enter how much SOL to spend, and confirm the swap for $PUMPTRON. Only spend what you're fine losing.

Where to buy

CALHnmDmojrLVKgW1CPHKR3KkJWXw5QJXG5AUYLfWpump

Bonding curve now, PumpSwap next. PUMPTRON is still on the pump.fun bonding curve. If it graduates, trading moves to PumpSwap (pump.fun's own DEX) automatically. Same CA, nothing to migrate.

⚠ SAFETY CHECK

  • Verify the CA every time: it starts with LHnm and ends with Wfpump. Copycats exist. Only trust this site, the Telegram pin and @PumptronSOL.
  • Never share your seed phrase or private key. No admin, bot or "support" will ever need it. Admins never DM first.
  • Only spend what you're fine losing. Memecoins are volatile and can go to zero.
  • The apps and bots above are third-party tools, not run by PUMPTRON. Telegram bots create and hold a wallet for you; use them at your own risk.

09 Contract Address

LHnmDmojrLVKgW1CPHKR3KkJWXw5QJXG5AUYLfWpump

Only trust the CA posted here and on our official links.